I Got Ran Over By A Corvette

Yessir, I got ran over on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If you ever get the chance to be ran over, don't. It's five weeks and some change later, and I still cannot perform with a level of normality I consider acceptable. I should ask my doctor for copies of the MRI and xrays, so that I can show whoever reads this just how bad it is (and how cool it looks). In short, I have a torn MCL, while means that the lateral stability of my knee is compromised. I also have a large bone contusion in my Tibia. It is the size a golf ball and extends in three dimensions through the bone. Under mandate, I am not allowed to drive, operate heavy machinery or perform surgery. Not that I need to right? Wrong. I have missed work this entire time, and am losing out on my only source of income. I've got 4 weeks of physical therapy to look forward to though. Once that is doneskies, I am at liberty to drive again. It is a freedom I did not fully appreciate until now. Good night all.